Feel good about playing away this Valentine's Day
2007-02-14 by Kevvy K
Naughty by Nature – O.P.P.
Happy Valentine’s Day, dear readers. And while courtly love might be the ideal that we have been brought up to aspire to, haven’t we all felt a bit tired from time to time with the monogamist norms imposed on us from above? Wouldn’t you now and again enjoy being down with Other People’s Penis or Other People’s Pussy, as is waxed so eloquently here by the Naughty By Nature boys?
Well for those of you with anything to tired and so last century as a moral conscience, help is at hand. The omniscient free-market has again delivered innovative solutions to the problems of modern life, and now feeling good and guilt-free about your infidelity is only a mouse click away.
When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere. CheatNeutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.
“At Cheatneutral, we believe that we should all try to reduce the amount we cheat on our partners, but we also realise that fidelity isn’t always possible.
That’s why we help you neutralise your cheating. Your actions are offset by a global network of fidelity, developed by us. By paying Cheatneutral, you’re funding monogamy-boosting offset projects – we simply invest the money you give us in monogamous, faithful or just plain single people, to encourage them to stay that way.
When you use Cheatneutral, we’ll email you a Cheatneutral Offset Certificate, so you can prove to your loved one that your playing away has been successfully offset. Then, you and your partner are both happy, a broken heart is mended, and you can feel good about yourself again, all thanks to Cheatneutral.
And when you need to cheat again, we’ll be here for you.”
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great posts as always. I love this carbon trading thing. And thanks, Kev for breakin it down at Catch last night.