Who said romance was dead?
2007-06-14 by The Double KDJ Assault – Dick By The Pound
This is one of my favourite DJ Assault productions, mainly because it is so totally hilarious, and very very rude.
It’s a subversion (perversion?) of the traditional boy-girl duet: instead of taking turns telling each other how in love they are and how wonderful the other person is this is purely sexual. Turns are taken describing how they’re going to pleasure the other person – perhaps in bed later on but perhaps right there and then on some dark sweaty dancefloor.
I only have this tune in a DJ Assault mix (Mr MuthaFukka), so apologies but it cuts off at the end.
- Buy Belle Isle Tech here
- Great DJ Assault mix which also includes "Dick by the pound"
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Not really digging DJ Assault as much as you clearly are!
To be fair to DJ Assault, the man does mellow, too. You need to check Sex on the Beach; soulful stuff and no filth in sight… I'll dig it out.
No filth… other than the guy is singing about having sex on the beach!
I don't think it's about a cocktail waiter.
:)